First and foremost, this is an adult piece of writing that contains vulgar content, text-based depictions (and descriptions) of sexual acts & a fuck load of foul language. By accessing the site further than this page, you’re acknowledging you are of legal adult age for your region and fully consent to the filth & perversion you’re about to be subjected to.
Any names & locations portrayed in this blog have been obscured or changed to protect all parties involved. If you think I’m talking about you, I probably am, but that’s our little secret. The entries found on this site are true, real life events, written about strictly from my point of view & to the best of my recollection. If you don’t like something you read on this site, I don’t care. Any claims to get entries taken down will be met with a smug chuckle and then ignored.
With all that said, you should absolutely take everything here at face value. This site was created and intended for entertainment purposes only & entries are subject to change unless the WIP tag is removed.
Now grab some snacks, sit back and enjoy the shit show, perverts.