First and foremost, this is an adult piece of writing that contains vulgar content, text-based depictions (and descriptions) of sexual acts & a fuck load of foul language. By accessing the site further than this page, you’re acknowledging you are of legal adult age for your region and fully consent to the filth & perversion you’re about to be subjected to.

Any names & locations portrayed in this blog have been obscured or changed to protect all parties involved. If you think I’m talking about you, I probably am, but that’s our little secret. The entries found on this site are true, real life events, written about strictly from my point of view & to the best of my recollection. If you don’t like something you read on this site, I don’t care. Any claims to get entries taken down will be met with a smug chuckle and then ignored.

With all that said, you should absolutely take everything here at face value. This site was created and intended for entertainment purposes only & entries are subject to change unless the WIP tag is removed.

Now grab some snacks, sit back and enjoy the shit show, perverts.

One last little thing… every chapter will (eventually) have a corresponding FREE audio book recording. You can listen to them all on my podcast channel: theslutreport.com!